Tak jsem cht\u011bla napsat n\u011bco p\u011bkn\u00e9ho o tomhle v\u011bku. Ale hned na za\u010d\u00e1tku jsem se zadrhla. No co, pom\u016f\u017ee Google. Zadala jsem dv\u011b slova: pades\u00e1tilet\u00e9 \u017eeny. A vlna pesimismu se vyvalila v\u00a0cel\u00e9 sv\u00e9 kr\u00e1se.<\/p>\n

Nap\u0159ed porno str\u00e1nky s\u00a0pades\u00e1tilet\u00fdmi \u017eenami (neprohl\u00ed\u017eela jsem je), pak v\u00fdzkum, \u017ee pades\u00e1tnice jsou neviditeln\u00e9 a m\u00f3dn\u00ed n\u00e1vrh\u00e1\u0159i na n\u011b ka\u0161lou. Na konci prvn\u00ed str\u00e1nky ve vyhled\u00e1va\u010di se objevila reklama na fe\u0161\u00e1ck\u00e9 za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, kde se d\u00e1 klidn\u011b um\u00edrat\u2026<\/p>\n

Tudy cesta nevede. Co je vlastn\u011b pades\u00e1tka? V\u011bk, kdy m\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk u\u017e rozum a je\u0161t\u011b s\u00edlu uskute\u010dnit sv\u00e9 sny? Asi jen pro n\u011bkoho. Nebo obdob\u00ed \u017eeny, kdy menstrua\u010dn\u00ed vlo\u017eky vym\u011bn\u00ed za inkontinen\u010dn\u00ed? Taky jak kdo. Nebo obdob\u00ed, kdy \u010das za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 plynout jinak, ne\u017e ve dvaceti, t\u0159iceti.<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e mi bylo pades\u00e1t, uv\u011bdomila jsem si, \u017ee m\u00e1m v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st \u017eivota za sebou. To m\u011b vyd\u011bsilo, ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 mi do\u0161lo, \u017ee m\u00e1m za sebou i nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st mal\u00e9r\u016f, probl\u00e9m\u016f a karambol\u016f. To nen\u00ed \u0161patn\u00fd start. Jen\u017ee p\u0159i\u0161la vt\u00edrav\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka: start \u010deho?<\/p>\n

Ona je pravda, \u017ee jsme pro mu\u017ee \u201eneviditeln\u00e9\u201c. No, mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u00e9n\u011b viditeln\u00e9. Mysl\u00ed si to kamar\u00e1dky i nezn\u00e1m\u00e9 \u017eeny na netu. J\u00e1 si tak ale nep\u0159ipad\u00e1m. S\u00a0logikou, kterou u\u017e si (po pades\u00e1tce) m\u016f\u017eu dovolit, m\u00e1m vysv\u011btlen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e jdou po ulici mlad\u00e9 \u017eeny a d\u00edvky, oble\u010den\u00e9 neoble\u010den\u00e9, n\u011bkdy vypadaj\u00ed, jako by zrovna ode\u0161ly z\u00a0nat\u00e1\u010den\u00ed porno filmu (pros\u00edm, bez ur\u00e1\u017eky, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m to bez zatrpklosti), tak by asi mu\u017ei v\u00a0okol\u00ed museli b\u00fdt divn\u00ed, kdyby se na n\u011b ned\u00edvali. Popravd\u011b, pod\u00edv\u00e1m se tak\u00e9. N\u011bkdy p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, jak jim ty kousky od\u011bv\u016f na t\u011ble v\u016fbec dr\u017e\u00ed, n\u011bkdy m\u011b napadne: Kde jsou ty \u010dasy\u2026<\/p>\n

Spravedlnost je v\u00a0tom, \u017ee my jsme tak\u00e9 byly d\u00edvkami, na kter\u00e9 mu\u017ei hled\u011bli, komentovali, p\u00edskali atd. S\u00a0vy\u0161\u0161\u00edm v\u011bkem se sn\u00ed\u017eilo mno\u017estv\u00ed odhalen\u00e9 k\u016f\u017ee, sukn\u011b se prodlou\u017eily, tak\u017ee u\u017e nejsme tak prvopl\u00e1nov\u00e9. Ale, mil\u00e9 d\u00e1my, copak jsme si t\u011bchto celkem primitivn\u00edch \u00fatok\u016f na mu\u017eskou prvn\u00ed sign\u00e1ln\u00ed neu\u017eily dost? Za n\u00e1s nebyly roztlesk\u00e1va\u010dky, ale zato byla spartaki\u00e1da.<\/p>\n

Tak\u00e9 jsme byly vyz\u00fdvav\u00e9, drz\u00e9 a obdivovan\u00e9. Asi p\u0159i\u0161el \u010das p\u0159edat \u0161tafetu. A vz\u00edt si jinou. \u0160tafetov\u00fd kol\u00edk m\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt podobu nadhledu, vtipu, \u017eivotn\u00edch zku\u0161enost\u00ed. I ty jsou p\u0159ita\u017eliv\u00e9, jen pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed trochu v\u00edc, ne\u017e deset vte\u0159in. Mimochodem, kdy\u017e si vzpomenu na sv\u00e9 ml\u00e1d\u00ed, kolikr\u00e1t jsem si \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee bych si p\u0159\u00e1la, aby na m\u011b mu\u017ei vid\u011bli sp\u00ed\u0161 du\u0161i, ne\u017e p\u011bkn\u00e9 poprs\u00ed. Tak jsem se do\u010dkala. A to JE spravedliv\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Pro jistotu a ur\u010ditou genderovou vyv\u00e1\u017eenost jsem na Google a zadala \u201epades\u00e1tilet\u00fd mu\u017e\u201c. Prvn\u00ed, co na m\u011b vysko\u010dilo, byla informace, \u017ee pades\u00e1tn\u00edky ohro\u017euje deprese. A pak n\u00e1sledovala dlouh\u00e1 sada krimi zpr\u00e1v, co v\u0161echno ud\u011blali nebo co se stalo takto star\u00fdm mu\u017e\u016fm. Nediv\u00edm se, \u017ee maj\u00ed deprese. Zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 ten, kter\u00fd spal v\u00a0kontejneru, a vysypali ho mezi odpadky. To musel pro\u017e\u00edt ho\u0159k\u00e9 probuzen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Asi tak na p\u00e1t\u00e9 stran\u011b vyhled\u00e1va\u010de za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed vyplouvat na povrch mu\u017esk\u00e1 t\u00e9mata: mlad\u0161\u00ed milenka, sexualita, tat\u00ednkem v\u00a0pades\u00e1ti\u2026<\/p>\n

To mi p\u0159ipomn\u011blo jednu p\u0159\u00edhodu. Potkali se dva zn\u00e1m\u00ed zral\u00ed mu\u017ei. Jeden vedl sv\u00e9ho \u010dty\u0159let\u00e9ho synka. Druh\u00fd pov\u00edd\u00e1: \u201eTo mus\u00ed b\u00fdt prima st\u00e1t se tat\u00ednkem v\u00a0pades\u00e1ti.\u201c Odpov\u011b\u010f: \u201eJo, zkurvil jsem si st\u00e1\u0159\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n

Ono asi stejn\u011b jako u \u017een bude v\u0161echno trochu jinak.<\/p>\n

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