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{"id":1127,"date":"2018-11-10T07:58:59","date_gmt":"2018-11-10T05:58:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cerstva50.cz\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2022-04-14T22:29:59","modified_gmt":"2022-04-14T20:29:59","slug":"jak-jsem-se-s-cuzou-prestala-chovat-vzorne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cerstva50.cz\/jak-jsem-se-s-cuzou-prestala-chovat-vzorne\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem se s mrchou p\u0159estala chovat vzorn\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kdo je ta hodn\u00e1 hol\u010di\u010dka s cop\u00e1nky a sam\u00fdmi jedni\u010dkami? J\u00e1 to nejsem. Ani jsem nikdy nebyla, by\u0165 jsem si p\u0159\u00e1la b\u00fdt hezou\u010dk\u00e1 a milou\u010dk\u00e1 jako moje spolu\u017ea\u010dka Jani\u010dka. Jani\u010dka taky kr\u00e1sn\u011b zp\u00edvala. J\u00e1 ani n\u00e1hodou\u2026<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Cht\u011bla jsem b\u00fdt obl\u00edben\u00e1 jako Jani\u010dka. A tak jsem si d\u00e1vala takov\u00e9 r\u016fzn\u00e9 c\u00edle, kter\u00fdch jsem (pochopiteln\u011b) nemohla dos\u00e1hnout. No, puberta s\u00a0t\u00edm v\u0161\u00edm dost zacloumala a re\u00e1ln\u00fd \u017eivot to pak p\u0159evr\u00e1til naruby. P\u0159esto jsem po\u0159\u00e1d m\u011bla n\u011bkde pocit, \u017ee bych m\u011bla\u2026<\/p>\n

Co to znamenalo? Za\u010dala jsem p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let o tom, jak tu kterou konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed v\u011bc ud\u011blat dokonale<\/strong>. Dokonale znamenalo, \u017ee ten kol\u00e1\u010d mus\u00ed chutnat v\u0161em, \u017ee mus\u00ed dob\u0159e vypadat a \u017ee m\u011b po n\u011bm nesm\u00ed p\u00e1lit \u017e\u00e1ha. Nebo \u017ee j\u00e1 mus\u00edm vypadat dokonale, b\u00fdt mil\u00e1, vtipn\u00e1 a v\u0161em sympatick\u00e1.<\/p>\n

A\u017e \u010dasem jsem slevovala z\u00a0n\u00e1rok\u016f sama na sebe, ale to je\u0161t\u011b nebyla svoboda, to jsem byla benevolentn\u00ed<\/strong> v\u016f\u010di sob\u011b. P\u011bkn\u00e1 blbost. Milostiv\u011b jsem si dovolila neb\u00fdt dokonal\u00e1? No, to jsem si fakt moc nepomohla. Ale s v\u011bkem u\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk polevuje v lec\u010dems. Jen\u017ee pak p\u0159i\u0161la Ona. Nap\u0159ed mal\u00e1 mr\u0161ka. Pak mrcha a nakonec Mrcha.<\/p>\n

A kdy\u017e jsem ji p\u0159ijala, p\u0159i\u0161lo TO. Vnit\u0159n\u00ed svoboda. Proto\u017ee jakmile jsem akceptovala sv\u00e9 hor\u0161\u00ed j\u00e1, svoji kriti\u010dku, karikaturistku a kl\u00e1bosilku v\u00a0jednom, najednou jsem m\u011bla mnohem v\u00edc prostoru, ne\u017e kdy p\u0159ed t\u00edm.<\/p>\n

D\u00e1m p\u0159\u00edklad. Tenhle blog jsem zalo\u017eila p\u0159ede dv\u011bma lety. A skoro nic do n\u011bj nenapsala, krom\u011b n\u011bjak\u00fdch volovin, abych v\u016fbec vid\u011bla, jak budou str\u00e1nky vypadat. A dlouze jsem p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lela, \u010d\u00edm ho napln\u00edm. Aby blog byl \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd, zaj\u00edmav\u00fd, aby ho n\u011bkdo \u010detl, aby prost\u011b byl dokonal\u00fd. Ve v\u00fdsledku byly str\u00e1nky k\u00a0ni\u010demu (i kdy\u017e na p\u011bkn\u00e9 \u0161ablon\u011b).<\/p>\n

Po mr\u0161e (tak tomu obdob\u00ed budu \u0159\u00edkat, p\u0159ed mrchoz a po mr\u0161e) jsem najednou nem\u011bla v\u016fbec pochybnosti. Sice jako autorka m\u00e1m mali\u010dko obavy, ale ty jsou mysl\u00edm zdrav\u00e9. Vnit\u0159n\u00ed dialog vypadal takhle:<\/p>\n

J\u00e1: \u201eM\u00e1m ps\u00e1t o tob\u011b? Pochop\u00ed to n\u011bkdo?\u201c<\/p>\n

Mrcha: \u201ePochop\u00ed \u2013 nepochop\u00ed. Co j\u00e1 v\u00edm? To nepozn\u00e1\u0161, kdy\u017e o tom bude\u0161 jen p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let.\u201c<\/p>\n

J\u00e1: \u201eA bude to z\u00e1bavn\u00e9? Nebo aspo\u0148 pou\u010dn\u00e9?\u201c<\/p>\n

Mrcha: \u201eNe\u0161tvi m\u011b. Bude to takov\u00e9, jak to lidi vemou. A to je na nich. Nedumej a jdi n\u011bco napsat. Pak teprve to pozn\u00e1\u0161, sakra!\u201c<\/p>\n

J\u00e1: \u201eCo kdy\u017e to bude trapn\u00e9?\u201c<\/p>\n

Mrcha: \u201eKdy\u017e to bude trapn\u00e9, tak to bude jako pr\u016fm\u011br na internetu. Norm\u00e1lka se ztrat\u00ed\u0161 mezi pr\u016fm\u011brem. Ale ty se boj\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee bude\u0161 trapn\u00e1 ty. Tak to t\u011b uklidn\u00edm. Naprost\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161ina lid\u00ed je tak zam\u011b\u0159en\u00fdch na sebe, \u017ee si toho nev\u0161imnou. Tak makej, ono to t\u0159eba bude dobr\u00fd! J\u00e1 to za tebe nenap\u00ed\u0161u.\u201c<\/p>\n

No, tak d\u00e1 se tomuhle odporovat? Nebo p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let d\u00e1l? Ned\u00e1! Tak\u017ee se nech\u00e1me inspirovat tou v\u011btou \u201emakej, t\u0159eba to bude dobr\u00fd\u201c a p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b si d\u00e1me n\u011bco o um\u011bn\u00ed vyhr\u00e1vat a prohr\u00e1vat (pochopiteln\u011b s mrchou).<\/p>\n

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